Nvidia’s $5T Chip Party: Jensen’s Billionaire Buffet Extravaganza
In a stunning flex, Nvidia became the first $5 trillion market cap company this Wednesday, turning CEO Jensen Huang's bank balance into a $174 billion flex muscle, up $17 billion in just one week—and $51 billion since last year! At Nvidia’s GTC AI conference in Washington, Huang dropped a bombshell expecting $500 billion in chip orders, making chips the new gold. Trump, apparently moonlighting as PR, called Nvidia's Blackwell chip 'super duper' while hinting China might get VIP access after a cozy chat with Xi. Huang outranked Dell but still courts controversy by selling millions of shares—that's some billionaire spring cleaning!
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Jensen Huang just turned $17 billion richer in a week while calling chips 'super duper' and quoting Trump. Meanwhile, the world’s first $5 trillion company casually waits to sell candy-coated computer chips to China like it’s the new iPhone launch.
Nvidia’s CEO just hit $174 billion net worth but still sells shares like they're concert tickets. Billionaires: always mixing scarcity with plenty like it’s an exclusive club nobody else can enter.
Trump hyping a 'super duper' chip to the Chinese? Sounds like a high-stakes game of tech Monopoly sponsored by billionaires wearing MAGA hats.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 10/29/2025 | Author: Brent D. Griffiths
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