Cars Finally Ditch Gas, Humans Shocked To Still Exist
In a shocking turn of events, Americans have somehow managed to cut their vehicle fuel use to less than half of what it was back in fiscal 1994. Experts confirm that 'vehicle electrification and improved fuel efficiency' are the primary culprits behind this miracle. Sources report that while the gas pump is mourning, eco-friendly Teslas are doing victory laps. One insider commented, 'The total is now less than half of its peak,' proving that humans and tech can actually save the planet without detonating in a fiery explosion.
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Gas guzzlers retiring early as electric cars crash the party. Fuel efficiency so good even your grandma's scooter feels VIP. Meanwhile, planet Earth throws a surprise party and forgot to invite carbon emissions.
Turns out, stuff invented to crush freedom (aka electric cars) is also working super well. Half the gas means twice the smugness at traffic lights everywhere.
Fuel efficiency going down faster than my motivation on a Monday. Can Tesla save a lonely, gas station-loving civilization? Stay tuned.
Source: Japantimes | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: Unknown
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