NSA Leaker’s FBI Doorstep Drama Hits Memoir Shelves
Back in 2017, Winner was generously employed by the NSA, where she decided leaking a classified document to the press was a hobby worth pursuing. Naturally, the FBI showed up unannounced at her door, proving once again that surprise visits are the spookiest gift no one asked for. Fast forward to today, and Winner fans can dive into her new memoir titled I Am Not Your Enemy—which sounds like a rejected NSA slogan, but it’s basically her way of saying 'Hey FBI, I'm not the villain.' Plot twist: leaking secrets got her a book deal, not just a door-to-door chat.
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(1 of 3)Leaking classified docs to the press is 2017 NSA's version of 'call me maybe.' Spoiler alert: FBI appeared faster than your ex when you need help moving. Winner’s memoir now basically says, 'I’m not your enemy... just the plot twist in your Tuesday.'
NSA employee leaks secrets, FBI shows up like a bad Tinder date—unwanted, awkward, and definitely not what you signed up for. Memoir titled I Am Not Your Enemy? Sure feels like the 'Sorry I stole your cake' edition.
Winner’s FBI encounter in 2017 is every introvert’s nightmare: surprise party but make it federal law enforcement. Apparently, leaking state secrets is a leading way to turn flash visits into bestseller chapters.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/11/2025 | Author: Terry Gross
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