Notionās AI: Finally A Robot To Judge Your 300 Untidy Pages
Notion just dropped its AI agent, so now you can automate task chaos across hundreds of digital pages you've probably abandoned since last year. Launched in 2024, this so-called helpful AI promises to tidy up your sprawling Notion workspace because apparently we all need a digital butler for our procrastination palace. No word yet if it can unearth that one lost to-do list from 2019 or rescue you from unread docs drowning in your virtual abyss. But hey, at least thereās a robot to blame when your productivity still tanks, instead of your endless Netflix binge.
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After years of hoarding digital clutter, Notion gives you an AI assistant to judge your messy pagesābecause apparently organizing your life is easier when a robot does the passive-aggressive nagging.
Notionās AI might automate your pages, but it canāt automate your talent for procrastinating through 300 tabs and zero progress.
If you need a robot to organize your pages, maybe your lifeās a bit more chaos than productivityābut sure, blame the app, not your bad habits.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/18/2025 | Author: Ivan Mehta
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