Kim, Xi, Putin: The Ultimate Cold War Reboot Parade
In a dazzling display of global: 'Who invited whom?' North Korea's supreme leader Kim Jong Un is set to star alongside China's Xi Jinping and Russia's Vladimir Putin at an epic military parade, probably somewhere very official and confusing. The event promises tight choreography from three very different playbook authorsāone known for missile flair, the other for panda diplomacy, and the last for... well, Putin diplomacy. No confirmed date or location yet, ensuring suspense rivaling a Netflix thriller. Meanwhile, world watchers scratch heads as this rare triad huddles to strut big guns while the Twitter-sphere waits, popcorn in hand.
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Nothing says 'festival of friendship' like Kim, Xi, and Putin casually flexing military might together, reminding us all that geopolitical summits are just parades where you stare silently and pretend the apocalypse isn't scheduled for next Tuesday.
Blink and you might miss the UN's toughest boy band: Kim, Xi, and Putin dropping beats of propaganda and front-row missile stares.
When global leaders form a parade trio, you know diplomacyās just an exotic way to say 'let's see who can scowl the hardest.'
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 9/2/2025 | Author: Unknown
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