Kim Jong Unâs Heartbreak Hotline: Sorry, Ukraine Battle Edition
In a plot twist worthy of a K-drama with worse special effects, Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un expressed 'grief' over the loss of his 'precious lives' â aka North Korean troops who met their untimely demise fighting in Ukraine. Yes, you read that right. While the world assumed North Korea might be on Team Isolationist, Kim apparently RSVP'd to the Ukraine conflict and then mournfully failed to save his bridesmaids-in-arms. This demilitarized drama unfolds as the world watches a leader juggle fragile state pride with the somber announcement that apparently, even authoritarian generals canât Ctrl+Z a battlefield loss. Kim said he âfeels the weightâ, which might be the first recorded feelings from a leader whose usual emotions come in font size ZERO.
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Kim Jong Un sending thoughts and prayers to troops lost in Ukraine is the international version of âOops, my bad!â but with more tanks and less sense. Next up: âSorry, couldnât save you! Hereâs a selfie instead.â
Breaking news: Kim Jong Unâs emotional confession means North Korea definitely read the group chat but still showed up late to the Ukraine fight. At least heâs consistentâââconsistently unable to save lives or viewers from political cringe.
If Kim Jong Unâs grief were currency, weâd all be rich enough to buy peace. Spoiler: Itâs not. Turns out, apologizing for failed troop recoveries is vastly less profitable than nukes or conspiracies.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/30/2025 | Author: Unknown
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