Pyongyang's Machinegun Mic Drop: 10 Warning Shots Fired!
In what can only be described as a loud 'hello' across the DMZ, Pyongyang reported that South Korea's army let loose more than 10 warning shots from a machinegun towards North Korean troops. According to the honored sources from Pyongyang, these multiple gunfire warnings certainly set the stage, shaking regional vibes with a military version of an awkward side-eye. Highlighting the tense yet melodramatic friendship, Pyongyang explicitly stated that these were 'more than 10 warning shots,' because apparently, you can never have too much notice when poking your neighbor with bullets.
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When in doubt, just fire 10-plus warning shots like a passive-aggressive neighbor playing loud music. Subtlety clearly took a rain check somewhere near the 5th bullet.
Nothing says 'let's keep it civil' like a machinegun shouting over the fence. Pyongyang and Seoul really know how to throw a neighborhood disagreement, one bullet at a time.
South Koreaās army showing they believe in the magic number 10: 10 warning shots, 10 reasons for international concern, and 0 clues how to de-escalate tensions.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/23/2025 | Author: Unknown
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