Trump’s All-or-Nothing Gaza Gambit: Hostages or Bust!
In a cosmic plot twist that somehow feels like a reality TV finale, White House envoy Steve Witkoff conveyed to hostage families that President Trump is ditching the “partial and phased” Gaza ceasefire idea for an "all or nothing" master plan. Witkoff admitted he doesn't have 'perfect news,' but insists, 'we are going to be successful here ultimately.' Meanwhile, Netanyahu’s incremental approach tanked faster than your Wi-Fi at Thanksgiving dinner, and Hamas continues its classic mic drop, refusing disarmament without Palestinian statehood. So strap in, folks — it's hostage negotiations as a high-stakes poker game!
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Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss the part where six months of half-measures magically turned into a breakthrough? Nope, just Trump going all-in with 'all hostages or bust.' Because why fix a failed plan slowly when you can crash and burn spectacularly, right?
So let me get this straight: years of incremental talks failed, so now we shift to ‘all or nothing’? That’s like trying to fix a leaky roof by setting the whole house on fire. Genius!
Hostage talks hit a crossroads but mostly dead ends. Netanyahu’s plan? Political dodgeball. Trump’s new plan? High-stakes poker with the scoreboard permanently stuck on FAIL. Who’s dealing this tragedy?
Source: Axios | Published: 8/2/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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