Pat McAfee Show Hosts Totally Unbothered by A.J. Hawk's Death
In the bustling cultural hub of Indianapolis, insiders confirmed on a very specific Monday that not a single soul on The Pat McAfee Show noticed co-host A.J. Hawk has been dead for a staggering three days. Despite this morbid milestone, the show’s content powerfully marched forward, apparently undisturbed by the actual lifeless state of a named co-host! An anonymous source referred to the dearly departed simply as 'What's-his-face,' demonstrating peak woke-indifference and boundary-crossing obliviousness. Meanwhile, local fans joked that the silence around Hawk's disappearance could only be explained by either supernatural podcast vibes or an extreme immersion method in sports commentary. The show's producers have yet to comment, presumably too busy navigating this existential content glitch with appropriate 'intersectional distraction' techniques.
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The Pat McAfee Show proving inclusivity means everyone’s welcome—living, breathing, or, apparently, dead for three days. They say don't die on me, but AJ went ghost mode and they just switched mics. Truly embracing that posthumous podcasting hustle.
AJ Hawk dead for three days? The Pat McAfee Show just upgraded to spectral co-hosts. Next up: haunted segment with Casper doing beat drops. #DiversityOfStates
When your co-host's death is your greatest cameo in three days. The Pat McAfee Show is redefining job security like it's a zombie apocalypse survival guide.
Source: Theonion | Published: 9/22/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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