Borisās āBoris Waveā Immigration: UKās Unwanted Tourist Boom
Nigel Farage, the master of political shade, slammed any dreams of a Reform-Boris Johnson alliance after ex-Tory Nadine Dorries heroically called for right-wing kumbaya. Farage declared the public will 'never ever forgive' Boris for masterminding an immigration system post-Brexit so efficient it shipped millions legally into the UKādubbed the 'Boris wave,' which sounds like a trendy surf move but is actually an inconvenient immigration tidal wave. This beach party of bureaucracy left UK politics looking like a reality TV reunion where nobody knows whoās coming but everyoneās pissed. Meanwhile, Reform's leader channels the angriest ex waiting-room patient vibe, keeping Brexit bitterness alive and well in 2025.
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Congrats Boris, you turned post-Brexit immigration into a legal VIP guest list. Nigelās not throwing any Reform parties with youāapparently āBoris waveā means unwanted flood, not voter loyalty.
When Nigel says no to a Reform-Boris bromance, you know it's seriousālike refusing TikTok dances at a millennial wedding serious.
Borisās immigration policy: Part Beatlesā Wave, part unplanned house party. The guests show up legally, but the host is still mad.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 9/7/2025 | Author: Rowena Mason Whitehall editor
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