Farage's Deportation Threat: Turning UK Into Landlord Nightmare
Nigel Farage, Reform UK leader and man-on-a-mission to royally confuse immigration, threatened to abolish the main UK route to permanent settlement, aka Indefinite Leave to Remain, sparking cross-party uproar on September 22, 2025. Labour slammed him for trying to break up families and stir division like a poorly trained chef tossing salad. The Reform UK plan doesnât just sound impractical; itâs like banning umbrellas in a London rainstorm. Hundreds of thousands of legal immigrants suddenly face the Deportation Express, no stops, no refunds. Apparently, âabolishing stabilityâ is the new British pastime, and Farage is its self-appointed head coach.
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So let me get this straight: Nigel Farage wants to kick out hundreds of thousands of LEGAL immigrants by scrapping their permanent residency? Thatâs like banning water because you donât own a pool. Brilliant plan, zero common sense.
Oh, Iâm sorry, did I miss the part where Nigel Farage became immigrationâs DMV clerk? Because turning legal immigrantsâ 'Indefinite Leave to Remain' into 'Indefinite Leave to Go' definitely sounds like a customer service nightmare.
Threatening to abolish permanent residency is like deleting your own Wi-Fi password and wondering why your emails donât send. Nigelâs plans are the UKâs fastest route to chaos-ville, pillar of mugwumps included.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 9/22/2025 | Author: Eleni Courea Political correspondent
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