Lions Safety Gets Ambulance Ride, Falcons Didn’t Even RSVP
In a preseason game that ended earlier than your patience during a Zoom call, a Lions safety was 'attended to for about 20 minutes' before being whisked off in an ambulance. The Falcons surely felt like the ultimate party crashers when the game against them went quiet. Thankfully, the player was in stable condition, proving once again that football is just 02% tackling and 98% medical drama.
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Nothing says ‘sports with flair’ like a 20-minute halftime medical saga turning a preseason game into an unplanned ambulance parade. Falcons out here probably refreshed their Lyft app mid-match.
If you wanted a nail-biting thriller, just watch a Lions-Falcons preseason game — featuring extended ambulance stops and sudden endings! Spoiler: The ambulance had better stamina than the players.
Game ended early and an ambulance showed up? The Falcons played defense so well even first responders had to intervene. Next time, just stream a medical drama instead.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/9/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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