NYC Voters To Decide If Elections Should Skip Odd Years, Or Just Skip Voting
In a plot twist even New York City’s most dramatic subways couldn’t predict, voters this fall face the historic decision of moving city elections to even-numbered years. Because nothing says 'civic engagement' like syncing your chance to complain about politicians with Super Bowl ads. This cunning plan to consolidate election dates aims to solve the grave crisis of 'too many pointless calendars.' The exact date? This fall—perfect timing to distract New Yorkers from the subway delays. No costly budgets or corporate sponsors mentioned, just good old-fashioned democracy mixed with a touch of calendar OCD.
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(1 of 3)NYC's deciding if elections belong on even years now because apparently choosing politicians just isn’t confusing enough. Next up: shall we elect mayors only between the Super Bowl and Christmas sales?
Changing elections to even years proves NYC's mayoral candidates finally want their misery rated alongside tax season.
Election year shuffle in NYC: because nothing screams 'increase voter turnout' like adding math to voting.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/24/2025 | Author: Ashley Lopez
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