Gas Stoves Banned: Flame On, Climate Off!
In a bold move to stop buildings from doubling as pollution factories, 'the state finalized rules ensuring most new edifices will install electric heat pumps and stoves instead of gas appliances.' This means your next kitchen might be powered by science instead of pyromania. Officials promise 'lowering costs and improving air quality,' which is code for 'your souffle wonāt kill the planet anymore, just your mother-in-law.' Cooking has never felt so environmentally responsibleāuntil you realize your heating bill might reflect a tiny electric temper tantrum.
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Finally banned: gas stoves that cook dinners and climate simultaneously. At least now your kitchenās only nightmare is that vegan souffle, not CO2 emissions.
Replacing gas stoves with electric ones? Great, now my oven might die before my hope for humanity does.
Electric heat pumps: because saving the planet is easier than teaching people to stop ordering takeout from Asia every night.
Source: Grist | Published: 8/3/2025 | Author: Alison F. Takemura, Canary Media
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