Upcoming Albums & EPs: Your Walletâs New Worst Enemy
Brace yourselves folks, the music release floodgates are flapping wide open with a regularly updated guide to new albums, EPs, mixtapes, and projects dropping in the coming weeks and monthsâbecause apparently, our ears and wallets needed the emotional joyride! No celebrity names or dollar amounts here because apparently, mystery is the spice of life right now. This guide pledges to keep you woke with the freshest beats and hype, curated with an inclusion checklist longer than a CVS receipt. Whether youâre streaming from your eco-friendly bamboo earbuds or vinyl pressing on repurposed cardboard, this endless menu guarantees your boredom doesnât stand a chance, and neither does your budget. Donât just keep up; overflow your playlists with projects from all corners of the matrix of sound diversity. Album release anxiety, anyone?
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New music drops incoming so fast your walletâs filing for unemployment and your playlistsâ dignity is officially in witness protection. Stay woke; starve your musical FOMO while your bank account flies the rainbow flag of diversification.
Music drops piling up faster than my unread emails, and somehow both equally haunting. Time to break open that emergency snack budget and emotionally invest in yet another mixtape!
This guide to upcoming music releases is the adult equivalent of bedtime storiesâtoo many plots, no time to finish, and guaranteed to keep you up all night scrolling and spending.
Source: Pitchfork | Published: 9/1/2025 | Author: Pitchfork
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