New Mexico Finally Turns Spotlight On Epstein’s Ranch Of Eternal Mismanagement
KEY POINTS
- •New Mexico lawmakers launched an investigation Tuesday into Jeffrey Epstein's Zorro Ranch near Santa Fe, which spans nearly 10,000 acres.
- •State Rep. Andrea Romero emphasized the importance of uncovering the truth and named suspected perpetrators publicly through a bipartisan bill.
- •Legislators are considering changes to the statute of limitations to help survivors seek justice despite years of mishandling the case.
In a plot twist that surprises absolutely no one, New Mexico lawmakers launched their first full investigation Tuesday into Jeffrey Epstein’s 9,992-acre Zorro Ranch—about the size of 7,500 NFL fields—just 30 miles from Santa Fe. Rep. Andrea Romero, co-sponsor of the unanimously passed bipartisan 'Truth Commission' bill, assured Axios it's 'critical' to uncover 'the truth' and publicly name culprits after years of 'mishandling' and magical invisibility cloaks shielding the property from scrutiny. Despite statutes of limitation threatening to ghost-proof some allegations, lawmakers promise legislative tweaks so survivors can finally snatch justice—assuming those perpetrators don't Houdini themselves again.
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New Mexico discovers that ignoring a 10,000-acre Epstein fallout zone for years isn’t a winning strategy. Shocking update: 'Truth Commission' actually means asking survivors what happened. Hold your applause for bipartisan doing its job.
Epstein’s ranch stayed under the radar for so long, even Bigfoot booked a weekend getaway there. Now lawmakers want receipts and survivors' stories—because denying reality forever is harder than it looks.
New Mexico’s investigation is like finding out the Titanic sunk after two decades by talking to actual survivors. Bipartisan truth commissions: finally doing their job in geological time.
Source: Axios | Published: 2/17/2026 | Author: Rebecca Falconer
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