Cutting NIH Funding: America's Bold New Scientific Plague
The Trump administration's genius plan to reduce NIH funding has been described as ignoring 'key aspects of their long-term economic and health impact,' according to recent analyses. Because nothing screams 'I'm a visionary' like underfunding the very science that stops pandemics and cures. As one study succinctly noted, initial analyses 'neglect key aspects' - presumably like basic human survival.
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Trump cuts NIH funding because who needs research when you can just guess diseases and wing economic growth? Science: the only thing getting a budget freeze harder than your ice cream in winter.
If ignorance is bliss, this administration’s NIH cuts are a masterclass in state-sponsored happiness. Why invest in cures when you can invest in chaos?
Cutting NIH funding is like handing your brain a pay cut and then wondering why it forgets how to solve problems. Spoiler: because it’s broke.
Source: Statnews | Published: 7/28/2025 | Author: Anil Oza
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