Trumpâs Gaza Peace Plan: Netanyahuâs Test in the Hunger Games
In a political drama scripted by chaos, Trumpâs latest Gaza peace plan hurtles toward a Monday White House showdown where Benjamin Netanyahu must choose between signing a 21-point deal or starring in the next season of 'Political Backstabbers.' After a Sunday marathon powwow with Jared Kushner and envoy Steve Witkoffâboth reportedly emotionally checked outâthe Israelis and Americans almost closed the gap. The Arabian Gulf states have said '100% yes,' meantime Netanyahu is chillinâ somewhere between âon boardâ and 'I have no idea what this peace thing is.' Adding spicy layers, Netanyahuâs missile blunder in Qatar accidentally united the Arab world like a TikTok viral challenge, but simultaneously boosted his legal drama fuel. Meanwhile, Netanyahu told social media influencers heâs fighting the 'woke Reich' and insists he doesnât actually control Trump, despite Carlson's viral claim. Now Trump's camp wonders if Bibi's focus on American culture wars is less 'peace broker' and more âchaos manager.' TikTok diplomacy, unscripted missile strikes, and a political trial all in one uranium-laden pot â peace was never this extra.
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Netanyahuâs busy: bombing Qatar, swearing at âwoke Reichâ on TikTok, and maybe reading Trumpâs peace plan upside down. Meanwhile, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff are emotionally âdoneâ and waiting for the political Hunger Games finale on Monday.
Nothing spices up Middle East peace talks like missiles, influencer fights, and public legal meltdowns. Netanyahu juggling more balls than a circus clown while Trump looks onâor tweets angrily from the sidelines.
Trumpâs Middle East peace plan depends on Bibi choosing: End the war or keep enabling a geopolitical soap opera starring lawyers, missiles, and TikTok battles. Spoiler: Somebodyâs gonna get roasted.
Source: Axios | Published: 9/29/2025 | Author: Marc Caputo
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