Netanyahu Roasts UN Hall, Arabs Ghost Like Bad Wifi
On September 2025, Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu took center stage at the UN General Assembly, boldly promising to 'finish the job' in Gaza faster than a streaming service buffers on dial-up. In a twist of technological enthusiasm, he orchestrated a live loudspeaker broadcast of his speech around Gaza, plus a mysterious Israeli intelligence livestream on phonesâbecause whatâs diplomacy without surprise SMS? Meanwhile, in a stunning geopolitical group text, most Arab, Muslim, African, and some European diplomats staged the ultimate walkout, turning the hall into a social distancing experiment. Adding spice to the mix, President Trump denied Mahmoud Abbas a visa but still let him speak remotely, echoing Palestinian resilience as nine countries, including France, the UK, and Canada, officially recognized a Palestinian state during UN week. In the background, Trump reluctantly declared he 'wonât let Netanyahu annex the West Bank,' because every family drama needs one unpredictable uncle.
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Netanyahu's UN speech was the worldâs most expensive ghost storyâstarring walkouts, loudspeakers, and a livestream nobody asked for except Israeli intelligence. Who knew live diplomacy would look like a UN deserted nightclub?
Nothing like broadcasting your toughest talk to people on the other side with loudspeakersâbecause who cares about diplomatic subtlety when you can do public shaming at max volume?
When diplomats walk out quicker than the Wi-Fi drops, you know Netanyahuâs speech was less UN General Assembly and more social media unfollow spree.
Source: Axios | Published: 9/26/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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