Trump, Bibi & Blair's Peace Squad: Gaza’s Technocratic Reality Show
In a Monday press conference that felt like a UN Security Council episode directed by reality TV producer Donald Trump, Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu cozied up to the former president's Gaza peace plan. Trump promised 'full backing' if Hamas says no, basically giving Bibi a hall pass to 'finish the job.' The not-so-simple deal includes a Trump-led 'peace board' featuring Tony Blair, presiding over Gaza’s technocratic makeover with Palestinian officials in the driver’s seat. Meanwhile, Netanyahu apologized to Qatar for an Israeli strike on Doha — the geopolitical version of 'Sorry, not sorry.' Hostages, prisoner releases, and a 'Trump economic development plan' to sprinkle pixie dust on Gaza are all part of this diplomatic Netflix pitch whose final season nobody's sure they're signing up for.
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Calling it the 'peace board' but including Tony Blair and Trump is the diplomatic equivalent of casting the Tiger King and Mr. Monopoly to fix a burning house. Meanwhile, Netanyahu’s hotline bling apology to Qatar for bombing Doha feels like saying 'my bad' after setting your neighbor’s kitchen on fire.
Trump chairing a peace board that includes Tony Blair sounds like a bad sequel no one asked for—next up: The Real World: Gaza Edition.
Netanyahu approves 'modest withdrawal' after hostages get released, aka 'We'll leave the kitchen but keep the fridge.'
Source: Axios | Published: 9/29/2025 | Author: Dave Lawler
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