Civil War Voting Plans: Logistics or Epic Hide-and-Seek?
With major parts of the country playing territorial tug-of-war amidst an ongoing civil war, election planners are basically trying to organize a party where half the guests are hiding under the couch. Analysts warn that 'election logistics could prove challenging,' considering who controls what. Trying to get ballots to opposition-held areas could be harder than explaining TikTok trends to a Gen Xer. So brace yourself: democracy might be entering a game of hide, shoot, and you lose this election season.
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When half the nationâs âofficesâ are controlled by opponents, election logistics become less 'organized voting' and more 'Whereâs Waldo?' â if Waldo were dodging bullets instead of stripes.
Running elections in a civil war sounds less 'democracy' and more 'extreme urban orienteering'âbonus points if you can find a polling booth before the battle ends.
If elections are like assembling IKEA furniture, then doing it during a civil war is like assembling without instructions, screws, or an Allen keyâgood luck to those logistics teams.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/18/2025 | Author: Michael Sullivan
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