Military’s Favorite Election: Ghost Town Edition
In a political plot twist nobody asked for, opposition groups have vowed to boycott the upcoming election, which 'monitors say will be used to consolidate the military's power.' Basically, it’s like the military throwing a party and not inviting anyone who might actually change the playlist. This is giving major Big Brother meets Monopoly energy—except the board never changes, and the rulebook is shredded by old white men in suits. Democracy? More like Democrac-off, ‘cause when even the opposition stops playing, you know something's up.
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When the election's so rigged even the opposition ghosts it, you know it's just the military hosting another episode of 'Who Wants to Be a Dictator?' Spoiler: Everyone loses except the old boys in power.
Opposition boycotting the election? Tell me the military’s rigging it without telling me the military’s rigging it. It’s like going to a vegan BBQ where all the meat is ‘just for show’.
This is giving big 'The Game Is Rigged And The Host Refuses To Change The Rules' energy. Military flexing power harder than your dad at family Monopoly night.
Source: Japantimes | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: Unknown
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