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Nurses Drive 35 Miles for Meals Nearly as Quick as Their Hospital Shifts

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  • •The nurse couple drives 35 miles monthly to shop at Trader Joe's for convenient meal ingredients.
  • •They rely heavily on precooked items like gyro slices, carne-asada burritos, and beef bulgogi for quick family dinners.
  • •Their family of eight enjoys dishes mixing global flavors despite children’s preference for simpler foods.
  • •Meal prep involves microwaving and baking, saving time but ironically requiring extensive travel to source ingredients.

In a commitment to both family health and vehicular endurance, a nurse couple regularly traverse 35 miles to Trader Joe's seeking quick fixes like precooked beef and lamb gyro slices, Italian orzo paired with Lipman Virginia-grown grape tomatoes, and Korean beef bulgogi microwaved from frozen. Their eight children, who would rather do a deep dive into chicken nuggets and plain pasta, are bravely fed bold flavors like roasted corn with poblano chile punch and tzatziki-laden pita bread. This mileage marathon speaks volumes about how the sacred art of convenience now requires hours of road time and dozens of Trader Joe's hard-to-pronounce products, proving some rushed nurses cook slower but shop with grand ambition.

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Source: Businessinsider | Published: 12/2/2025 | Author: Robert Rice