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Husband Outsources Romance to AI, Wife Actually Cries, Nope Not Mad

Husband Outsources Romance to AI, Wife Actually Cries, Nope Not Mad
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  • •A licensed psychologist and geriatric millennial celebrated her ninth wedding anniversary with a surprise from her husband.
  • •While the flowers and chocolate were disappointing, the AI-generated anniversary card was heartfelt and emotionally moving.
  • •The couple discussed the role AI played in their relationship, leading to a newfound appreciation for technology’s help in romance.

In a finely timed nine-year anniversary gambit, this geriatric millennial psychologist discovered her husband secretly commissioned ChatGPT to pen their anniversary card. While the swanky flowers and chocolate arrived as an underwhelming letdown, the AI-crafted note—featuring phrases like 'life we built together'—brought genuine tears, baffling the author who is usually 'a hopeless romantic.' The husband, previously a card-signing minimalist who only recently mastered ending notes with 'love,' admitted he used AI while traveling. The couple navigated a rare moment of marital innovation when the author not only embraced but celebrated the robot’s assistance over Hallmark’s pre-printed banality.

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Source: Businessinsider | Published: 12/13/2025 | Author: Vanessa Scaringi