From Wedding Cash to Daydreams: Honeymoon Over House Deposit Drama
Melissa Noble and her husband, fresh from marriage at a Queensland vineyard, received AU$4,000 in wedding gifts. Rather than shoving it into a savings account, they chose to splurge on a "dream honeymoon" — aka their babymoon on Daydream Island, complete with mocktails and shell necklaces. Despite being 'pretty broke' and working full-time jobs in journalism and massage therapy, they laughed off the idea of saving for a house deposit, indulging in fresh seafood and paddleboarding. Melissa caught herself tearfully lamenting the week's end, blaming 'pregnancy hormones' and toddler tantrums, but insists they'd 'make the same choice today.'
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Who needs a house deposit when you can have shell necklaces and mocktails? Priorities: spend the wedding cash on one week of heavenly babymoon luxury, then cry on the plane. We’re all crappy financial drivers, but hey, memories > mortgage.
Congratulations on turning what could've been a boring bank account snooze fest into a full-on adult toddler meltdown vacation. Because why invest when you can master the art of emotional seafood indulgence?
AU$4,000 for a honeymoon or a chunk of a house? Nah, who wants keys when you can have daydreams and paddleboards? Our financial plans are all over the poolside anyway.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/24/2025 | Author: Melissa Noble
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