AI Startup Blacklisted by Pentagon for Not Loving Trump Enough
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- •The Pentagon designated Anthropic a supply chain risk this week, blacklisting them from government work.
- •CEO Dario Amodei blamed the Trump administration’s hostility on Anthropic’s lack of donations and dictator-style praise.
- •Other tech leaders like Tim Cook avoided blacklisting by gifting gold-topped gongs, attending Melania documentary screenings, and praising Trump publicly.
Anthropic, an AI startup led by CEO Dario Amodei, got slapped with a Pentagon blacklist this week for being a 'supply chain risk.' Why? Because they didn’t drop political donations into Trump’s hat or offer the kind of dictator-style praise their rivals apparently queued up to gift-wrap. Meanwhile, tech icons like Tim Cook have mastered the dark art of White House diplomacy by gifting Trump a $24k gold-based glass gong made in Kentucky and Utah — because nothing says 'Make America Great Again' like shiny bling and patriotism stamped in precious metals. Other CEOs took notes, attending exclusive screenings of the oh-so-glam Melania documentary and high-profile White House dinners where they oozed praise for Trump’s big energy moves powering AI data centers. Nvidia's Jensen Huang even threw shade at the Biden administration while worshipping Trump’s energy policies with the enthusiasm of a cult leader. Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg made the pilgrimage to Mar-a-Lago too, despite previously risking Trump’s threat of prison. The moral? In Trump's White House, innovation rates a 404 unless accompanied by lavish compliments, expensive gifts, and well-timed digs at your rivals. Welcome to AI’s weirdest adoption manual, from glory hounding to gong-giving.
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(1 of 3)Turns out the real AI breakthrough isn’t smarter models but knowing when to flatter dictators, gift a golden gong, and binge-watch Melania’s documentary. Anthropic forgot the cheat codes and now faces the Pentagon’s blacklist—guess innovation wasn’t on Trump’s approved playlist.
Anthropic got blacklisted by the Pentagon for skipping the Trump fan club donation drive. In 2026, tech loyalty means gold gongs, Melania DVDs, and backstabbing Biden. Modern business strategy or political Stockholm Syndrome?
When your AI startup gets flagged as a 'supply chain risk' because you didn’t kiss Trump’s ring, it’s barely disappointing. Maybe next time try a gold-plated gong and a couple of 'dictator-style' compliments to clear the aisle.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 3/8/2026 | Author: Alistair Barr
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