Bankers Shocked: Moms Drop 5 Years Between Kids, Still Survive
Kaylee Chelsea Photography captured the enduring chaos of an author whose three kids are perfectly spaced five years apart — because why sprint the parenting marathon when you can pace it like a confused tortoise? During an epic bank visit to open debit cards for her 7- and 12-year-olds, adorned with golden retriever puppies and whimsical doodles respectively, the banker flinched upon hearing about the 2-year-old at home. 'Oh, honey,' she laughed, obviously in disbelief. Kaylee enjoys solo baby phases sans toddler tag-along and delights in watching forts and bike-rides, despite juggling different schools, drop-offs, and chasing toddlers with the trendy Tushbaby carrier her, ahem, baby-wearing heart resisted until peer pressure hit. Parenting trends shift every five years like clockwork, and she's now winging it more on intuition than influencer dictations. Flexibility is key when your family’s in three vastly different time zones of toddler trauma and teenage tragedy.
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Five years apart kids: banking confused, toddler chasing, and evolving parenting trends prove that spacing children isn’t a conspiracy—it’s just the slow drip of madness over a decade.
Waiting five years between kids is basically parenting’s version of a sequel trilogy—slow to start, awkward in the middle, but somehow worth watching the chaos.
The banker laughed at the 5-year kid spacing, proving even financial professionals have no idea how to manage their own life’s schedules.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 10/14/2025 | Author: Kris Ann Valdez
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