Mariah, Gaga & Sabrina Team Up To Laugh At UBS Arena
Long Island's UBS Arena just pulled a concert lineup so star-studded it briefly made your last Zoom meeting feel like a soggy potato chip. Mariah Carey, also known as the Queen of High Notes That Break Glass, Lady Gaga – who could probably wear an actual meat dress on stage if she wanted – and Sabrina Carpenter, whose name is perfect for late-night Scrabble games, will perform to cure your 2024 concert FOMO. UBS Arena, the venue that somehow convinces you that Nassau County can be cool, plays host to this star explosion. No ticket prices announced, so get ready to sell your kidney or at least your vintage Beanie Babies collection.
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(1 of 3)UBS Arena lineup reads like a celebrity auction you didn’t bid on but now regret. Mariah and Gaga together just confirmed your rent money is on backup vocals.
Mariah, Gaga, and Sabrina at one arena? Finally, a stock market for diva energy that only suburban Long Islanders can afford to watch from their SUVs.
When UBS Arena booked Mariah, Gaga, and Sabrina Carpenter they basically said, ‘We put all the pop eggs in one Long Island basket and hope it doesn’t crack.’ Spoiler: it won’t.
Source: Pitchfork | Published: 9/7/2025 | Author: Walden Green, Matthew Strauss
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