Federal Circuit Hits Snooze, Supreme Court On Hold Again
On the grand stage of legal suspense, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit in Washington, D.C. decided to play the ultimate cliffhanger by delaying enforcement of its own rulingâbecause why not? Of course, this move is just the legal equivalent of leaving your burrito half-eaten, since the decision is expected to be appealed straight to the Supreme Court, which is probably rolling its eyes somewhere fancy. No names, no dates, just pure bureaucratic drama unfolding in the capital, while everyone else waits for justice to clock back in after its coffee break.
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The Federal Circuit just pulled a classic 'maybe later' move on its ruling, giving the Supreme Court a VIP pass to the waiting game. Meanwhile, America watches, popcorn in hand, wondering if justice is just on holiday.
Federal Circuitâs delaying tactic is basically the legal version of 'Sorry, not sorry' but with fancy robes and no refund.
This appeal delay is like being stuck in airport securityâno one knows how long itâll take and youâre just standing there awkwardly.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/29/2025 | Author: Scott Horsley
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