Jewish Americans Update Worst-Case 'Move to Mars' Plan
In 2025, a survey by the Anti-Defamation League and Jewish Federations of North America revealed half of Jewish Americans have faced antisemitism in the past year, with 57% now accepting it as 'normal,' like spam emails but worse. Nearly 20% endured physical or verbal attacks, while 48% are channeling their inner Bond by beefing up personal security. Add to that a shocking 14% actively planning to flee the USābecause apparently, escape plans are the new shabby-chic pandemic accessory. ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt calls it a 'five-alarm fire,' which sounds foil-hat worthy but sadly isnāt. Meanwhile, FBI Director Kash Patel pulled a 'block,' cutting ties with ADL and SPLC after MAGA's meltdown over Charlie Kirkās hate-group cameo. So basically, itās chaos, hate, and a few escape hatch blueprints. Survey done May 27-July 6 with 2,982 voters, margin of error plus-minus 3.2%, but who caresāthe nightmare's real.
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When half your people consider antisemitism a daily plot twist and 14% brush off therapy to draft their U-Haul 'get out of the country' plan, you know it's less 'American Dream' and more 'Horror Story: Bureaucracy Edition.'
Jewish Americans treating antisemitism like an annoying inbox filter: 'Delete? Nah, let's just live with it.' Meanwhile, FBI drops ADL like a hot potato after MAGA cries over Charlie Kirk. Welcome to 2025, where security and escape plans are the new normal.
Imagine buying a security system because hate crimes are realer than your last online order getting lost. Now imagine FBI boss Kash Patel ghosting decades of partnerships because MAGA can't handle a hate group being called out. Twists worthy of a Netflix true crime doc.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/6/2025 | Author: Russell Contreras
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