Local Authorities Still Playing Hide and Seek with Missing People
While rescue operations are ongoing to find dozens more missing, local authorities proudly assure us they aren't just chilling. According to their own words, 'rescue operations are ongoing'ābecause apparently, finding missing people is a full-time mystery game! Meanwhile, the rest of us watch and wonder if common sense got lost along the way too.
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Only in America could 'rescue operations ongoing' mean weāre all just crossing fingers and hoping the missing folks turn up before bureaucrats finish their paperwork.
Nothing says 'government efficiency' like searching for missing people while the clock keeps tickingābeckoning common sense to clock out early.
Finding missing dozens? Meanwhile, the same officials canāt find their own moral compass or a straight answer.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/3/2025 | Author: Unknown
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