Investors Confirmed Bedazzled: AI Number One, Two, AND Three!
In a mind-melting financial pattern detected this quarter, investors have collectively decided that if biotech and defense tech were cool kids, AI is the overachieving nerd triple-dipping the punch bowl. Experts at Totally Official Market Watch (TOMW) report the hottest sectors as 'biotech, defense tech, and AI, AI, and AI,' underscoring that artificial intelligence isn’t just a trend—it’s a pandemic. Market analyst Jenny Smith clarified, 'We looked at everything and the takeaway is clear: shout AI louder or risk being at the kids’ table.' Investors were seen wearing AI-branded socks and tweeting AI-heavy manifestos, while biotech and defense got tossed crumbs of enthusiasm, confirming AI has become its own entire sector twice over.
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Biotech and defense tech tried to get a word in, but AI crashed the party so hard it spoke thrice and nobody heard anything else. Wall Street now changing ticker symbols to AIAIAI.
Turns out investors love AI so much they’ve replaced it with 'AI, AI, and AI.' Next up: announcing the fourth AI and AI for 2025.
'Biotech and defense tech are still a thing,' said no investor who matters because AI said it thrice and nobody’s listening anymore.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/8/2025 | Author: Anna Heim
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