Minneapolis Catholic Mass Interrupted by Domestic Terroristâs Last Act
On August 27, 2025, south Minneapolis woke up to a headline nobody wanted, as the Annunciation Catholic school massacre turned morning mass pews into a scene fit for a tragic news montage. Two kids, ages eight and ten, were killed, while 17 moreâmostly minors between six and fifteenâended up injured, two critically but miraculously expected to survive. The FBI jumped in faster than a church-funded bingo rally, declaring it a domestic terrorism and Catholic hate crime. The shooter completed the grim script by offing themselves, because nothing says 'plot twist' like that. 17 injured kids and a town grappling with how mass gatherings now need a better security checklist than Martha Stewartâs holiday parties.
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Mass shooting at Minneapolis Catholic school kills two kids, injures 17 more. FBI tags it domestic terrorism and hate crime. Shooter kills self. Because nothing says tragic plot twist like ending your own story early and ruining everyone's Sunday routine.
Two kids dead, 17 hurt at Minneapolis Catholic mass, FBI calls it domestic terrorism. At this point even pews need bulletproof cushions and communion wafers with emergency instructions.
FBI calls Minneapolis school massacre a hate crime, shooter retired early in the deadliest pew squat episode of 2025. Church bulletproof vest investments suddenly trending higher than hymnals.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/28/2025 | Author: Guardian staff and agencies
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