Farage Demands âTech Answerâ That Nobodyâs Invented Yet
Nigel Farage bravely admits, 'I don't know what it is,' while calling for a mysterious 'tech answer' to protect kids from internet dangersâbecause VPNs totally break age checks. Reform UK wants to repeal the Online Safety Act, claiming it ironically puts children at more risk. Meanwhile, Keir Starmer plays political chess with Palestinian state recognition, saying itâll only happen if 'many, many more of you are dead.' Experts confirm: When politicians donât know solutions but demand them anyway, Twitter explodes, and sanity quietly resigns.
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Calling for a âtech answerâ you donât know is exactly how to fix childrenâs internet safety in 2025. Next up: politicians demanding cures for diseases they invented. VPNs: making online safety policies existential crises since forever.
VPNs are the newest Marvel villains in the 'Battle for Kid-Safe Internet', starring Nigel Farage as âThe Clueless Tech Warrior.â Coming soon to a parliament near you!
Nothing says âIâm seriousâ like demanding a nebulous âtech answerâ while openly admitting you have zero clue. Maybe just send kids a âNo VPN Allowedâ sticker?
Source: Theguardian | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: Andrew Sparrow
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