Farage Demands ‘Tech Answer’ That Nobody’s Invented Yet
Nigel Farage bravely admits, 'I don't know what it is,' while calling for a mysterious 'tech answer' to protect kids from internet dangers—because VPNs totally break age checks. Reform UK wants to repeal the Online Safety Act, claiming it ironically puts children at more risk. Meanwhile, Keir Starmer plays political chess with Palestinian state recognition, saying it’ll only happen if 'many, many more of you are dead.' Experts confirm: When politicians don’t know solutions but demand them anyway, Twitter explodes, and sanity quietly resigns.
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Calling for a ‘tech answer’ you don’t know is exactly how to fix children’s internet safety in 2025. Next up: politicians demanding cures for diseases they invented. VPNs: making online safety policies existential crises since forever.
VPNs are the newest Marvel villains in the 'Battle for Kid-Safe Internet', starring Nigel Farage as ‘The Clueless Tech Warrior.’ Coming soon to a parliament near you!
Nothing says ‘I’m serious’ like demanding a nebulous ‘tech answer’ while openly admitting you have zero clue. Maybe just send kids a ‘No VPN Allowed’ sticker?
Source: Theguardian | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: Andrew Sparrow
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