White House Confirms Greenland Now Just 'Land Option' in Real Estate Portfolio
KEY POINTS
- â˘Stephen Miller stated on January 6, 2026, that Greenland should belong to the United States and refused to rule out military action.
- â˘Katie Miller, Stephenâs wife, amplified fears by posting an image of Greenland covered in a US flag captioned 'SOON' on January 4.
- â˘Nordic and European leaders including Denmarkâs Mette Frederiksen and Greenlandâs Jens-Frederik Nielsen strongly rejected US claims and reaffirmed Greenlandâs sovereignty.
On January 6, 2026, Stephen Miller, White House Deputy Chief of Staff and part-time international real estate agent, declared Greenland should be a US possessionâbecause obviously, 'the power of NATO' means 'power to annex.' His wife Katie Miller doubled down Saturday by posting a photo of Greenland draped in an American flag captioned 'SOON,' right after a dramatic US invasion of Venezuela. While Nordic and European leaders, including Danish PM Mette Frederiksen and Greenlandâs own Jens-Frederik Nielsen, swiftly reminded Team Trump that Greenland is a people, land, and democracyânot a high-value Target for geopolitical doorbustersâMiller refused to rule out military ops. Somehow, nobody 'would fight the US' over this giant ice cube, which, if taken, would be NATOâs first territory tango since 1949. Greenlandâs pissed. Europeans are tightrope-walking between calling out Uncle Sam and not ruining Christmas.
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Stephen Miller wants Greenland so badly heâs ready to turn a 73,000-square-mile ice cube into Americaâs biggest property flipââcause nothing screams friendship like threatening a NATO ally with a takeover.
When your White House staff casually plots to buy Greenland like itâs a Monopoly board and forgets NATOâs supposed to be the adults in the room.
Sure, steal Venezuela and wave flags on frozen Greenlandâbecause why negotiate when you can just ghostwrite a Cold War sequel yourself?
Source: Axios | Published: 1/6/2026 | Author: Avery Lotz
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