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White House Confirms Greenland Now Just 'Land Option' in Real Estate Portfolio

KEY POINTS

  • •Stephen Miller stated on January 6, 2026, that Greenland should belong to the United States and refused to rule out military action.
  • •Katie Miller, Stephen’s wife, amplified fears by posting an image of Greenland covered in a US flag captioned 'SOON' on January 4.
  • •Nordic and European leaders including Denmark’s Mette Frederiksen and Greenland’s Jens-Frederik Nielsen strongly rejected US claims and reaffirmed Greenland’s sovereignty.

On January 6, 2026, Stephen Miller, White House Deputy Chief of Staff and part-time international real estate agent, declared Greenland should be a US possession—because obviously, 'the power of NATO' means 'power to annex.' His wife Katie Miller doubled down Saturday by posting a photo of Greenland draped in an American flag captioned 'SOON,' right after a dramatic US invasion of Venezuela. While Nordic and European leaders, including Danish PM Mette Frederiksen and Greenland’s own Jens-Frederik Nielsen, swiftly reminded Team Trump that Greenland is a people, land, and democracy—not a high-value Target for geopolitical doorbusters—Miller refused to rule out military ops. Somehow, nobody 'would fight the US' over this giant ice cube, which, if taken, would be NATO’s first territory tango since 1949. Greenland’s pissed. Europeans are tightrope-walking between calling out Uncle Sam and not ruining Christmas.

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Source: Axios | Published: 1/6/2026 | Author: Avery Lotz