Davis Hits Century Mark—Birthdays Late, Deals Early!
In a twist that only corporate fog can concoct, a deal arrives mysteriously ahead of the legendary Davis' 100th birthday next year, as if time itself RSVP'd early to the party. While the article cunningly avoids who sealed this cryptic pact or where the champagne's popping, we’re left imagining Davis turning 99.5 but celebrating with Wall Street-style early-bird enthusiasm. The vague timeline dials up the suspense, suggesting perhaps Davis isn’t just a centenarian of age but also master of suspense. Activists, investors, and confused birthday guests, rejoice: it’s a deal for the ages... or in ages to come!
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Nothing screams woke celebration like closing deals before a 100th birthday. Davis must be some kind of temporal diva, showing us that age is just a number, but deals better be ahead of schedule like ambitious brunch plans on a Monday.
Davis’ deal jumping the gun on the 100th birthday is like that one friend who RSVP’s ‘yes’ before the October wedding invite even hits email, blazing trails or just confused about calendars—choose your own time-travel adventure.
Sneaky deals ahead of Davis turning 100? This is less corporate strategy and more a hyperactive toddler smashing the birthday cake early just to savor the shattered crumbs.
Source: Pitchfork | Published: 9/10/2025 | Author: Walden Green
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