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US and Iran Play High-Stakes Missile Tag in Strait of Hormuz Showdown

KEY POINTS

  • •On July 13, 2026, the US military launched missile strikes aiming to degrade Iranian forces’ attack capabilities.
  • •Bahrain’s military accused Iran of targeting civilians with missiles and drones and claimed to have intercepted some attacks.
  • •Trump renewed the blockade on Iran and threatened control over the strategically crucial Strait of Hormuz.

On the historic date of July 13, 2026, in the glamorous Strait of Hormuz, the US military decided to keep their collection of missile strikes fresh by imposing a 'heavy cost' on Iranian forces—because apparently 'heavy cost' is military code for 'Please stop playing drones.' Bahrain’s military, not wanting to miss out on the fun, accused Iran of targeting innocent civilians, reminding us again how missiles and drones keep finding new ways to photobomb local skies. The Bahraini military proudly announced their air defences intercepted some Iranian aerial gifts, making them the most vigilant single-player arcade champions in the Gulf. Meanwhile, Trump enthusiastically revived the beloved Iran blockade, reminding us that if at first you don't succeed, rebrand and reboot until the world notices.

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Source: Theguardian | Published: 7/14/2026 | Author: Adam Fulton (now); Lucy Campbell, Fran Singh, Tom Ambrose and Yohannes Lowe (earlier)

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