JD Vance to Pakistan Only If Iran Decides to RSVP First
KEY POINTS
- •Iranian commander Ali Abdollahi proclaimed readiness for an 'immediate and decisive response' to any hostile actions.
- •JD Vance will lead a US delegation to Pakistan conditional on Iran agreeing to re-engage in talks.
- •Tehran emphasizes controlling the Strait of Hormuz and denies any current decision on joining negotiations.
In a diplomatic dance so intricate it could be mistaken for advanced salsa, JD Vance is set to lead the US delegation to Pakistan—but only if Iran decides to join this exclusive Global Negotiation Club. Iran's commander Ali Abdollahi declared with grand bravado that the armed forces are ready for an 'immediate and decisive response' to any hostile vibes, asserting Tehran's muscle over the Strait of Hormuz and thwarting what he calls Donald Trump's 'false narratives.' Meanwhile, the unofficial timeline is admirably vague, with Iran stressing 'no decision made.' It’s a thrilling cliffhanger worthy of a reality TV finale, just without the dramatic music.
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(1 of 3)Nothing says 'let's talk peace' like a US VP ready to chat only if Iran turns up, while Iran flexes like it’s hosting an intense staring contest in the Strait of Hormuz.
Iran promises a 'no decision made' cameo, making international talks suspiciously similar to waiting for your friend to text back.
JD Vance’s Pakistan trip hinges on Iran RSVP'ing to negotiations — does this count as conditional first dates?
Source: Theguardian | Published: 4/21/2026 | Author: Yohannes Lowe (now) and Adam Fulton (earlier)
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