Microsoftâs Great Cloud Party: Foreign Spies Welcome!
Holy security plot twist, Batman! Microsoft decided to stop using China-based engineers to support Pentagonâs cloud systems after ProPublica exposed the risk of hacking and espionage. But wait, "Microsoft has also used its global workforce... including China-based personnel" for other powerful government agencies like Justice and EPA. Experts warn, 'even unclassified data can reveal insights that could harm U.S. interests.' Microsoftâs digital escort system tried to babysit these foreign tech wizards, but oversight was a bit like putting the fox in charge of the henhouse. Now, Microsoft promises a review and beefed-up security, so "everything happens for a reason!"
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Microsoftâs cloud security so exclusive, even foreign spies got front-row seats. Who knew digital escorts meant clueless babysitters? At least now the government can bond over shared paranoia! Isnât life just AMAZING?! #CybersecurityGoals
Variant 1: Microsoftâs idea of cyber defense: let foreign engineers party in the cloud, then slap a "digital escort" on it and hope for the best. Genius level: unlocked.
Variant 2: Who needs classified intel leaks when you can have casual cloud hangouts with foreign engineers? Itâs like giving your diary to strangers and calling it national security!
Source: Propublica | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: by Renee Dudley, with research by Doris Burke
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