SharePoint Horror: On-Premises Users Get Front-Row Crash Seat
In a world where cloud computing sips cocktails on a beach, poor on-premises SharePoint users have been left holding the fuse on a ticking cyberbomb. The attack exclusively targets those still clutching their stubborn SharePoint installations like a bad breakup from 2001. No celebrities or billion-dollar companies namedâjust your local IT guy sweating buckets as hackers pick off SharePoint setups still stuck firmly on the ground. It's like only VHS owners get attacked while Netflix streams in peace. Microsoft probably whispered, 'Should have gone cloud, mate.' If on-premises SharePoint was a party, itâs the one with no snacks and every attacker invited.
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If youâre still running SharePoint on-premises, congratulations â you just won the cyber equivalent of an ashtray in a hurricane. Meanwhile, cloud users sip martinis without a care. ITâs like the tech version of getting punched while youâre stuck in quicksand.
SharePoint on-prem users must love the nostalgia of 2010 hacks. Itâs like they ordered retro cyberattacks just to feel alive again.
Choosing on-prem SharePoint in 2024 is like bringing a butter knife to a gunfightâonly the attackers forgot their knives and brought missiles.
Source: Japantimes | Published: 8/26/2025 | Author: Unknown
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