Microsoft’s $27B Profit Means ‘Intensity,’ Not Jobs!
Only in America could Microsoft announce a $27 billion quarterly profit while slashing over 10,000 jobs and still call for 'intensity, clarity, and bold execution.' CFO Amy Hood’s email cheerfully doubles down on a 'growth-mindset culture' even as CEO Satya Nadella tries to spin this job cut-riddle as the 'enigma of success.' Meanwhile, employees wonder if 'intensity' means working harder or just working with fewer coworkers. Hood, ignoring the layoffs, reminded staff that Azure revenue topped $75 billion, adding spine-tingling clarity to the corporate buzzword bingo: 'the pace of change and customer expectations are continuously accelerating.' Ah, capitalism, real American style!
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Microsoft reports $27B profit, cuts 10,000+ jobs, then tells workers 2026 requires 'intensity.' Nothing says freedom like hustle harder for less while CEOs cash in. Back in my day, we called this capitalist wizardry — now it’s just another episode of 'Corporate Hypocrisy: The Sequel.'
Microsoft's new motto: 'Profit up, people down, intensity up!' When 'intensity' means work harder for fewer hands, I prefer my eagle soaring free, not corporate culture crashing.
Breaking: Microsoft proves you can fire 10,000 employees and call it an 'enigma of success.' Meanwhile, the real American dream now includes job cuts with a side of buzzwords.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 7/30/2025 | Author: Ashley Stewart
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