Drug Lords Get Business Class Ride to American Justice
Mexico tossed 26 alleged cartel VIPs onto the U.S. stage, courtesy of Trump's 'campaign of violence and terror' executive order. Mexico's secretary of security confirmed the DOJ promised no death penalty, so these cartel celebs can face charges from 'drug-trafficking' to 'murder of a sheriffs' deputy.' Among the new guests: Abigael González Valencia of 'Los Cuinis' and grenade-toting Sinaloa cartel leaders. U.S. Ambassador Johnson gushed on X about the 'partnership' and how 'both nations will be safer'—because nothing screams safety like exporting criminals like a dark souvenir.
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Exporting cartel bosses to U.S. courts because apparently that's how you fight crime now: mail 'em north like bad Amazon returns. We're all terrible drivers of justice's clunky, rusted jalopy.
26 cartel bosses just landed in U.S. custody—a global version of "Drop off at baggage claim," but with more guns and less small talk.
Mexico's new tourism slogan: 'Send your problems to the USA!' Featuring cartels, grenade launchers, and executive orders that scream 'I’m the boss.'
Source: Axios | Published: 8/13/2025 | Author: Rebecca Falconer
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