Mexico City Floods: Planes Now Offering 'Scenic Detours To Nowhere'
In a shocking turn of events, Mexico City's main airport shut down due to flooding, forcing more than 70 flights to divert and causing airport chaos. Passengers reportedly endured flights circling Texas five times and a Madrid-to-CancĂșn 10-hour surprise tour. The airport's statement gloomily said operations halted 'due to heavy rainfall and low visibility,' while reports confirm up to 19 inches of floodwater submerged parts of the city. One evidently confused Iberia flight was last seen asking, 'Should we just keep circling Mexico?' Experts confirm this is not a new extreme sport but merely 'aviation's latest travel nightmare.'
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If you bought a ticket to Mexico City and ended up in CancĂșn, Texas, or circling the Gulf, congratsâyou just flew the new 'Flight to Nowhere' deluxe package! Flooding's out here rerouting planes like it's Yelp for confused pilots.
Mexico City floods turn airports into 'Planes' season finaleâeveryone goes nowhere fast and nobody knows where.
Forget first class, these flights upgraded you to 'circling Texan skies indefinitely' while airport floods play boss level havoc.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/11/2025 | Author: Pete Syme
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