US Halts Cattle Over Maggot Apocalypse Near Mexico
In a plot twist no cowboy saw coming, U.S. agriculture officials 'halted live cattle crossing the border in July' thanks to a new villain: the flesh-eating maggot. This creepy crawler, spotted in southern Mexico, is 'creeping north,' causing officials to channel their inner horror fans and slap a stop sign on cattle movement. Itâs like a bad sequel to The Fly but with less Jeff Goldblum and more government red tape. Because when maggots start playing border patrol, you know Texas BBQ is nervously checking its rearview mirror.
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Nothing screams international beef diplomacy like stopping cows because fly larvae decided to upgrade to flesh-eating mode. Maggots creeping north? Border dramaâs got more twists than a telenovela.
Cattle banned from crossing border because maggots took 'flesh-eater' way too literally. Even bugs donât respect international boundaries anymore.
When maggots become the real MVPs deciding border security, you know Earth's got a serious bug problem. Next up: ticks demanding customs forms.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/6/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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