Smart Glasses: Now Athletes Can See Their Own Exhaustion
Introducing the latest in wearable tech for the 'fit but desperate' crowd: smart glasses designed exclusively for runners, cyclists, and anyone who likes to suffer outside. Because nothing screams motivation like a tiny screen yelling your pace into your eyeballs mid-sprint. Perfect for those who enjoy battling sun glare, questionable sweat direction, and awkward head turns while pretending to check notifications. No specific brand, price, or Oscar-winning endorsements were given, leaving us to speculate if these glasses can also hide the realization that you still canāt run a mile without wheezing. Coming soon to a face near your own self-imposed agony.
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Nothing helps you forget how much you hate running like a pair of smart glasses reminding you in real time that your legs are terrible decisions in motion.
If glasses that track your athletic misery become a thing, can we get some that rate my snack choices and poor life decisions too?
Smart glasses for runners: because staring down your failure never looked so futuristic and sweaty.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/18/2025 | Author: Aisha Malik
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