Meta’s New PAC: Because 2026 Needs More Facebook Drama
In a bold move that screams 'we haven't learned from 2016,' Meta, the infamous social media overlord (formerly Facebook), launched a PAC aiming to shake up statewide elections—starting with the 2026 governor’s race. Yes, the same Meta that somehow turned privacy into an urban legend is now diving headfirst into politics. Fun fact: instead of just crashing your quiz results, they're planning on crashing campaigns. The announcement lands as a reminder that Mark Zuckerberg’s empire isn’t just about stalking your high school crush anymore—it’s meddling in ballots! Grab your popcorn for this digital political theater funded by trillion-dollar disruption money.
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Meta launching a PAC for 2026 elections is like handing your nosy neighbor the keys to your house and the ballot box simultaneously. Democracy, meet your new algorithmic overlord.
Meta’s new PAC means your political ads aren’t just annoying, they’re powered by the people who thought Facepalm was a feature. Can't wait for election night to double as a Facebook glitch marathon.
Who needs debates when we have Meta? Soon, your news feed will decide the governor, and your cousin’s conspiracy theories will be official campaign slogans. Welcome to politics 2.0: sponsored by algorithms and existential dread.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/26/2025 | Author: Rebecca Bellan
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