Mark Zuckerberg Is Now Vibecoding, Say What??
In a move that sounds less like tech and more like a Spotify playlist, Mark Zuckerberg announced that 'vibecoding will be a major part of Meta’s engineering work in the near future.' Because obviously when your app can track your face, the next logical step is to engineer your vibes. Meta’s future apparently involves decoding the universal language of 'mood' — as if your grandmother’s group chat wasn’t enough chaos. Zuck, slowing down Facebook and speeding up 'vibes'? This is sending me straight to the irony folder.
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Not Zuckerberg dropping an entire new philosophy called 'vibecoding' like he’s about to debug your soul. The way I would uninstall Facebook and enter a witness protection program if vibes become the new passwords. This is sending me.
Meta’s latest innovation is vibecoding because, apparently, my attitude problems were begging to be invented into a new programming language. This has the same energy as a TikTok dance in binary.
Just when you thought Zuckerberg couldn’t get any more futuristic, he’s vibecoding now. Next up: VR therapy sessions sponsored by your ex’s ghost. No, literally this.
Source: Wired | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: Jason Koebler
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