Kennedy-Kardashian Political Roast: Harvard, Horses & Hollywood
Meet the younger Kennedys and their eclectic entourage, starring Joe Kennedy III, who proudly became the first Kennedy to lose a Massachusetts election in 2020 after Harvard and Stanford law credentials â ouch. Married to Lauren Birchfield after bonding over Elizabeth Warren's law class, Joe juggles politics and 'thoughts and prayers' defeat speeches. Then thereâs Katherine Schwarzenegger Pratt, Arnoldâs daughter, who writes kidsâ books inspired by her fall from a horseâbecause family legacy only runs so deep, apparently. Married to Chris Pratt, with three kids born between 2020 and 2024âa manual on reproduction timing. Meanwhile, Patrick Schwarzenegger careers through Hollywood roles and former Miley romances, wrapping it all in rich nepotism. Finally, Jack Schlossberg, JFK's grandson, proudly attended Manhattanâs elite Collegiate School, Yale, then Harvard in 2022âbecause it takes a village of Ivies to navigate a political dynasty steeped in tragedy, horses, and Hollywood drama.
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When your family legacy is a century of political headline highs and plane crash lows, but youâre still using Harvard connections to write horse-inspired kidsâ books and audition for TV shows. The Kennedys: Americaâs original multitasking soap opera.
Harvard law degree? Check. First political loss in family history? Also check. Sometimes dynasties need a reminder that charm and pedigree donât pay the bills.
If Joe Kennedy IIIâs political career was a horse, it would be the one Katherine Schwarzenegger fell offâboth spectacular and painfully public.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 11/1/2025 | Author: Erin McDowell
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