Summer PyroFest: Climate, Neglect & Capitalism Roast Forests
This summer's sizzling infernos turned forests into involuntary marshmallows thanks to an exquisite cocktail of climate change, annual land neglect practices, and the indefatigable disaster capitalism that treats wildfires like a lucrative business opportunity. While flames danced across continents, the usual suspectsâthe always 'surprised' local governments and dismissive corporationsâperfected the art of blaming 'nature.' Meanwhile, investors eagerly bet on post-fire land deals, proving nothing boosts a hedge fund like charred timber. The perfect storm showcases how neglect since last fall's rainy season married with record-breaking heatwaves, making forests prime fuel, not for campsites but for capitalism's fiery hunger. One might say disaster is the new sustainable growth model.
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Nothing says winning like using climate change AND capitalism to bake the planetâs forests into investor sombreros. Who needs trees anyway when youâve got disaster profits to harvest?
When your forest management strategy is 'let it burn and sell the ashes,' congratulations, you've just revolutionized eco-friendly economic boom bust cycles.
Climate change: providing perfect barbecue conditions since forever. Disaster capitalism: making sure investors get a tan too.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/27/2025 | Author: Unknown
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