Zuckerberg Wants Glasses to Think Smarter Than You
Mark Zuckerberg boldly claims smart glasses are the future, warning 'if you don’t have glasses that have AI... you’d probably be at a pretty significant cognitive disadvantage.' Meta’s betting big on Ray-Ban and Oakley collabs to make sure you’re spying on life with style. His vision of ‘personal superintelligence’ sounds less assistant and more overlord, streaming music, snapping pics, and silently judging your every move—all for a mere 5% bump in Reality Labs revenue. Because nothing screams progress like billions spent so your glasses can outsmart your brain.
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(1 of 3)Zuckerberg says without AI glasses you’re ‘cognitively disadvantaged.’ Wonder if he means disadvantaged in knowing how ridiculous that sounds? Soon we’ll all need glasses just to watch revenue sneak past expectations while we blink at the absurdity.
Meta’s smart glasses soon replacing your brain—because why waste time thinking when Zuckerberg’s got algorithms to judge your every move? The future’s here: now you can be dumb and stylish.
When Zuckerberg said 'personal superintelligence,' he wasn’t offering a friend, just an expensive pair of glasses that remind you how much smarter the device is than you (and probably your friends too).
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: Katherine Li
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