Zuckerberg Wants Glasses to Think Smarter Than You
Mark Zuckerberg boldly claims smart glasses are the future, warning 'if you donāt have glasses that have AI... youād probably be at a pretty significant cognitive disadvantage.' Metaās betting big on Ray-Ban and Oakley collabs to make sure youāre spying on life with style. His vision of āpersonal superintelligenceā sounds less assistant and more overlord, streaming music, snapping pics, and silently judging your every moveāall for a mere 5% bump in Reality Labs revenue. Because nothing screams progress like billions spent so your glasses can outsmart your brain.
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Zuckerberg says without AI glasses youāre ācognitively disadvantaged.ā Wonder if he means disadvantaged in knowing how ridiculous that sounds? Soon weāll all need glasses just to watch revenue sneak past expectations while we blink at the absurdity.
Metaās smart glasses soon replacing your brainābecause why waste time thinking when Zuckerbergās got algorithms to judge your every move? The futureās here: now you can be dumb and stylish.
When Zuckerberg said 'personal superintelligence,' he wasnāt offering a friend, just an expensive pair of glasses that remind you how much smarter the device is than you (and probably your friends too).
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: Katherine Li
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